salt & pepper daddy: ben affleck.
jilted ex-lover: chris evans. 😂
this entire profile is a joke right now, as i'm actually on hold for new plots, with strict exceptions.
ansel elgort, bbc faces (except kat prescott, freya mavor, karen gillan, jack o'connell and antonia thomas), boy/girl band members (except harry fml), iwan rheon, jennifer lawrence, johnny depp, norman reedus, ouat faces (except meghan ory), taylor hill, teen wolf faces (with situational exceptions), sebastian stan, tom hardy (sorry!! they might come off the list later), youtubers.
racism, heavy emotional abuse (this includes things like stockholm syndrome), heavy depression, terminal/chronic illness, suicide; i also won't do non-con, sexual situations with a character that's underage, child/animal abuse, or stalking (unless it's done by a third party and not our characters).
i reserve the right to pitch a plot involving one or more things on this list. these are things i do not want suggested to me.